thingsssilike:

5secondsofhotaussies:

mybloodyicecream:

We can be the bands we want to hear.
We can define our own generation.

The best thing I’ve read

"Just no crocs please"

matildaswormwood:

Do NOT shame people for choosing not to go school.

Do NOT insult people for dropping out.

Do NOT teach your children that dropping out means you are a failure. 

You never know what’s going on in that person’s life.

Just DON’T DO IT.

a-bit-of-candlewax-left:

You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE

tastefullyoffensive:

[axelhansson]
vi-piltover-enforcer:

askthecrystalgempearl:

((a certain someone popped up in my feed and i couldn’t help myself…..))

"You like ‘em?  Custom-built, by me, for me!"

vi-piltover-enforcer:

askthecrystalgempearl:

((a certain someone popped up in my feed and i couldn’t help myself…..))

"You like ‘em?  Custom-built, by me, for me!"

dragonborn: *puts on amulet of mara*
begger: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
other ppl: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
brynjolf: sorry lass I have important things to do
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

braydaaan:

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

lamamama:

RADICAL DWARF JAMZ

DEPRESSING HARP SOLO THORIN OAKENSHIELD

lamamama:

RADICAL DWARF JAMZ

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DEPRESSING HARP SOLO THORIN OAKENSHIELD

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komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

officialunitedstates:

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."  False:

  • the bird in your hand must be a small bird in order for you to have it in your hand.  the birds in the bush may be any size and thus possibly worth more at market
  • it is possible to throw a net around the bush, guaranteeing capture of the two birds
  • going after the two birds does not necessitate the release of the bird in your hand.  transfer custody of the bird to a trusted associate for a shot at a total of three birds